Seven claims include that a head of hair can lift a car and people and that profanity can ease pain.

Seven claims include that a torch fueled by bacon will cut through steel and that wallpaper can withstand a wrecking ball.

Claims include that road kill can be healthy and that piranhas will not kill.

Claims include a linen shirt can stop an arrow and a snail can crawl on a razor's edge.

Claims include that a butter knife can stop a bullet and that man can fly using bleach for fuel.

Stories include, you can never cheat a carnival game and machine guns are built to fail.