While playing the first Brovaries’ game of the season against their archrivals, The Toronto Blue Gays, Coach Joanne realizes her freshly ordered jerseys have a crude joke mistakenly printed on them.

The Brovaries do their best to prevent a Joanne “freakout,” potentially triggered by the presence of two Blue Gays members in their bar.

Joanne plans a special sober game, announcing that she’s hidden all the Brovaries’ alcohol for the day, cueing a park wide search for beer.

After discovering that Ann is dating not one but two Blue Gays players at the same time, Joanne stages an intervention in the back of her Subaru.

Disregarding all of real-life-lawyer Sasha’s ideas, The Brovaries brainstorm ways to keep Boris in the country after Beck hand delivers a deportation notice.

Boris tries to get a date with Zari’s hot friend from work by faking a nut allergy.