Sportz-A-Palooza

A karate klutz takes humiliating spills at a martial arts competition, a bumbling baseball mascot gets beaned, and a skateboarding dog hits the streets of New York City.

It’s time to get pumped with midgets, a BMX bonehead tries out a new career as a bike ramp, and behold the unnecessary sport of underwater bike riding.

A weight lifter goes weird when he straps weights to his earlobes, a pack of punks gets punked, and breakfast enthusiasts get their run on at a pancake tossing race.

A strong man gets the party started with ridiculous feats of strength, a north pole marathon, and we turn up the gross factor with a crazy new sport.

A nutty power lifter gets the job done with his teeth, loony leapers take their lumps with urban pole vaulting, and Ashrita Furman returns to add to his ridiculous world record.

It’s a rollerblade boxing bonanza in Argentina, a four legged free for all when horses play a game of soccer, and everyone is going bananas for a goofy gorilla costume race.