Stupid Suspects

In England, vehicles are required to travel on the left side of the road. Unfortunately, this isn’t England. Police suspect he might have been drinking something a little bit stronger than decaf.

When a suspect keeps shouting ‘false arrest’, a policeman pulls the guy’s own tee-shirt up over his face, hoping it will act as a muzzle.

Here comes another stupid suspect’s master of disguise. Not only is this guy wearing tube socks on his hands, but he’s got a newspaper on his head.

A robber forgets his gun, so he decides to just pretend he’s got a gun. He’s so proud that this ruse works that he tells everyone in the store, which results in his immediate capture.

A suspect arrested by the police claims he doesn’t speak English, by answering an officer…in English. When asked the time he answers, half past a monkey.

Inebriated suspects have a tough time reciting the alphabet.