The Cleaner

Crime scene cleaner Wicky is having a typical Wednesday, scrubbing up after a suburban stabbing spree and hoping he’ll make it to his local pub’s curry night on time. But when a mysterious, heavily armed woman suddenly shows up, all bets are off.

A nasty case of writer's block is making it hard for snooty author Terence Redford to craft his latest masterpiece. That and the annoying fact that his granny burned to death in his living room. But Wicky's arrival gives him a sense of perspective.

Wicky gets stuck waiting for a replacement when he receives the wrong key to his next crime scene cleanup job. The radical vegan next door is the perfect distraction but leaves Wicky wondering if his carnivorous soul has finally met its match.

In the wake of a grisly botched burglary, an aristocrat distracts Wicky with tales of her illustrious family. When he realizes all this talk may be covering up the real crime, he has to decide if the truth is worth giving up a free Aston Martin.

Wicky’s attempt to mop up the remains of an electrocuted arcade-game repairman infuriates a social media influencer who was planning to live stream the gory accident aftermath. As this odd couple hunts for a solution, the generation gap widens.

A dose of rural justice administered by a shotgun-toting farmer leaves a ghastly mess to clean up in a holiday home. But when Wicky learns that the place belongs to his ex-girlfriend, Maggie, he gets a chance to reconnect over tea and bloodstains.