The Half Hour

Rory Scovel shares his enjoyment of Southern pilots, the delicate art of sex shop browsing and old person theft.

This week on The Half Hour, Michael Palascak explains the one time it makes sense for a parent to have their child on a leash harness.

Na'im Lynn susses out how to secure his ideal South African bride, how to avoid the perils of dating in L.A., and what benefits come with an alcohol colonic.

Neal Brennan explores the depressing nature of BBC news reporting and which parts of the male body are suited to erotic photography. Plus, gift giving rules for the sexes.

Nothing fascinates Brendon Walsh more than the post-coital thoughts of Fleshlight owners, the hot topics in homeless newspapers and the benefits of wearing a fake mustache.

Nick Vatterott dissects life's great pleasures, like costumed drunks weeping on Halloween, responding to wrong number text messages and the song Bear Rug for Kevin.