The Neighbourhood Watch

On their chaotic first day, Sam and Warner — two rookie neighbourhood watch recruits — chase a gnome thief, crash a yoga class and help a YouTuber launch himself over a fence with a homemade catapult, proving they’re wildly unqualified, but oddly committed.

When Warner and Sam find a bundle of cocaine while fishing, it sets off a wild chain of events involving scooter-racing seniors, a stolen golf cart and an unexpected favour for a bank robber. As the day ends, the duo realizes they may be in over their heads.

Warner and Sam are tasked with escorting music legend Bernie Big Willow to a show, but things go off the rails when Warner abandons his post for ice cream and Bernie gets held hostage by Warner’s seductive ex, triggering a chaotic rescue mission.

Warner botches an anti-bullying PSA and takes his role in a teen pregnancy class way too seriously, going so far as to wear a belly and deliver a fake baby. His performance wins over the teens a little too much, accidentally inspiring them to want babies.

On a full moon shift, Sam faces off with a rebellious lawn artist over her anatomically outrageous and sexually suggestive “booty gnomes,” while Warner’s promising date with Claire spirals into chaos after a surprise soy allergy attack.

When Kukoom announces her retirement, Sam and Warner scramble to find out who’s taking over — only to discover mid-party that she’s changed her mind and plans to stay another year. The news hits Sam hard, forcing her to question her purpose and future.