Jesus' water-into-wine miracle ends badly; a group of aliens visit Earth's most average guy.

A magical wheelchair takes a child on a debauched trip to Paris; Dick Genie helps Billy.

Dick Genie helps Billy lose his virginity; a Reverse Mail Order Bride from the U.S.

Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt; an "Animal Hitman" takes out various pets; Gary's day out.

Jeff must find someone to have sex with to prevent aliens from destroying the planet, a doctor performs magic tricks while delivering babies, and Bethiffer tries out a virtual reality video game.

Garden gnomes take revenge against their owner; Animal Hitman takes out more targets; Gary gets pranked at the doctor's office.

A car salesman will do almost anything to sell cars; Gary is pranked during a Boy Scouts campout; a gun-toting homeowner confronts the Easter Bunny.

Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work; Jeff has to prevent Chad from getting Linda pregnant with a future evil dictator; a lizard fights a robotic scorpion.

A 30-year-old man living inside his mother's womb needs a shave; a cute hamster faces a killer robotic wasp on "Versus," Roy and Steve conspire against the Russian military.

Jerk Chicken has a happy ending at a massage parlor; a group of ghosts spy on a naked woman; the Suck It, Gary! guys tell a bedtime story set in medieval times.

Bethiffer gets a job as a mall security guard; Jerk Chicken causes a scene at a local bar; Ricky the Rocketship inadvertently ruins a school play.