When the guys have to pass a drug test at work, they only have one choice: bribe middle school kids for clean urine.

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man's penis.

The guys camp out at the office while their house is fumigated, but the giddiness of their drug-fueled slumber party turns into paranoia when they think the company is being burglarized.

The guys' loyalties to each other are put to the test when they compete for a rumored promotion at work.

The guys try to keep Jillian from a business function by setting her up on a blind date, but their plan goes awry when she has to be rescued from an Insane Clown Posse concert.

The guys go on strike for better benefits when Alice doesn't buy their observance of a phony holiday called Half-Christmas.