Keith Blaney

Elliot (Sarah Chalke) tries to keep up her perfect persona for her new boyfriend (guest star Rick Schroder, "NYPD Blue") for fear he won't like her if she tries just being herself. At the hospital, things misfire for Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) when a miserably executed practice run of the baby's birth turns into the real thing -- and in the throes of labor, Jordan reveals the identity of the baby's father to J.D. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and J.D. (Zach Braff) can't handle their guilt when they believe that one of the golf balls they hit off the hospital roof caused a car accident. Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

The boys search for the treasure of mobster Alphonse "Hot Peppers" DeLeo.