Little Britain

At the comprehensive school in Darkley Noone, straw-brained, squawking schoolgirl Vicky Pollard explains why she hasn't done her essay on Lord Kitchener. Inside 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Michael is having a meeting with handsome new Treasury aide, Gregory Merchant, until jealous Sebastian decides to interrupt. Transvestite Emily Howard seeks shelter from the rain in a seaside pub. Stingy stage hypnotist Kenny Craig uses his skills to ensure his date only orders the set menu and a soft drink at the Chinese restaurant. Actor "Dennis Waterman" calls upon theatrical agent Jeremy Rent, and Andy demonstrates extraordinary abilities for a wheelchair-bound person when Lou takes him to the local swimming pool.

Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a little girl into the swimming pool. Inside No 10 Downing Street, Sebastian is not happy when his briefing on the results of the latest opinion poll is interrupted by Prime Minister Michael’s wife. At Flatley psychiatric institution, inmate Anne is disrupting all Dr Lawrence's attempts to show an inspector round. At Kelsey Grammar School, the boys are doing their exams while their teacher plays the saxophone and does the hoovering.