When Melody, the beautiful wife of pensions fraudster Donald Hammer, approaches Brutus to help her find her husband's hidden millions, Brutus enlists Woody's help. There's a catch, however - the only living being who knows where the cash is stashed is Teflon Don's talking parrot - and the parrot has been kidnapped. Can Woody's mastery of disguise help him unmask the birdnapper before it's too late?

Woody is given a job delivering an urn to a neighbouring island. However, after police raid the boat he is travelling on, searching for a drug smuggler, Woody realises he has been set up and has to jump ship and swim for his life. Meanwhile, back at the bar, Brutus is caught out when his ex-wife Beverley walks in for a drink out of the blue. The trouble is that the last time Bev knew Brutus's whereabouts, he was at his funeral after faking his own death.

It's the island's annual hypnotism convention - Brutus's favourite time of the year. A visiting hypnotist, the Fabulous Mark, arrives asking for Woody and Brutus's help with a stage show gone wrong. Mark's act caused a hypnotised audience member to flee the venue, vowing to track down and kill the hypnotist. Woody goes on the hunt for the missing man, ending up in jail and performing his own hypnotism show, before finding himself in a midnight showdown between some very unfriendly hypnotists.

When Brutus’ barman Zorro gambles away the bar, Woody is roped into a deal with the casino owners to save it. Somebody is ripping off the casino and he needs to find out who it is before the casino's owners - the Gamberos brothers and notorious gangsters - arrive on the island in 48 hours' time. With Melody by his side, Woody goes undercover. Will he find the thief before the Gamberos brothers arrive and Brutus loses his beloved bar forever?

Brutus, Melody and Zorro have been detained on suspicion of the murder of Spanish tribute singer Elton Juan, after attending a party in his honor at the mansion of pop impresario, Señor Big.

Woody is employed by a company running pirate boat parties for tourists. When a new rival company threatens to sabotage the business, Woody is asked to come on board and help. But once on the boat (and, of course, deep undercover as a pretend pirate), Woody discovers all is not what is seems. Kidnapped at sea, Woody's life is in danger as pretend pirate battles turn into real ones. Once more Woody must rely on his wits and clever disguises, including the infamous British spy Peter Smiley, and of course on his friends, to get him out of trouble.