Triptank

Jesus' water-into-wine miracle ends badly; a group of aliens visit Earth's most average guy; a flying superhero doesn't know how to land.

A suicidal chicken interrupts a wedding; Ricky the Rocketship's educational trip to the moon with eager children goes horribly wrong; the aliens have to sleep with Jeff's mom to cure her cancer.

A magical wheelchair takes a child on a debauched trip to Paris; Dick Genie helps Billy pursue his crush; Freddy Krueger turns wet dreams into wet nightmares.

A man dates a talking flashlight; aliens force Jeff to live as his ex-girlfriend for a day; a birthday girl gets very excited about her new pony.

A drunk rhino tries to get into a charity organization; pranks are played on Gary.

Dick Genie helps Billy lose his virginity; an old Chinese man tries to find a Reverse Mail Order Bride from the U.S.; Bethiffer's attempts to give boners to her crush go horribly wrong; TripTank receptionist Ben is kidnapped.