Dan Desmond

When Monica and Chandler learn of their chances for natural conception, they resort to interviewing unsuspecting male candidates to find the perfect match for one who could inseminate her. Elsewhere, Phoebe is incredibly nervous about going to a party that Mike will be at--until she bumps into David. Meanwhile, Rachel finds herself being mean to Charlie because of their common romantic interest in Joey, and Ross works hard on a lecture he hopes to present at a paleontology convention in Barbados.

Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot.

Nick helps a boy who is disabled and the son of a prostitute collect child support from his biological father.

House's murky memories of the bus crash test his friendship with Wilson and threaten to change their lives forever.

Capt. Archer and the crew embark on a mission to the far reaches of the galaxy to stop a culprit species from destroying Earth.

Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.