It's the first day of camp for the useless scouts, and they are immediately exposed to the fury of the elements in their hunt for merit badges.

The scouts awake to new cackling and pecking visitors, and for the ZOO badge they must be able to name everything from sperm whales to stag beetles.

The troop must fell trees after ensuring that they are free of animal life, and the Camouflage badge brings out anxiety sweat in the woods.

Real scouts build rafts, so our scouts must as well. And they have to be good enough for even Kevin Costner to sail on them.

Just how delicious a meal can you make with tined food? And what happens mentally with Anders Grau when he's put into an octopus costume?

The scouts have just two days left to earn badges, and the competition for the hand carved camp trophy come to a head.