The Osbournes: The Basement Tapes

Ozzy appears on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno as a performer; Kelly and Sharon come with Ozzy to the show, but Jack stays at home, watching a documentary about marijuana instead.

The family's numerous dogs are excreting far too many times in the house and ruining valuable furniture in the process; Jack's dog Lola is identified as the worst culprit, so Sharon threatens to give her away.

Ozzy releases his first solo album in six years; Ozzy and Sharon arrive at an in-store gig; Ozzy signs autograph sand takes photos with fans, including an entire squad of security guards.

Sharon confronts the new neighbors who've been blasting European dance music late into the night; when they refuse to quiet down or go inside their house to play the music, Ozzy escalates the situation by declaring a war.

In preparation for an upcoming tour, Ozzy works out with a personal trainer; Sharon says that, on tour, Ozzy will come on stage in a sleigh that will go around the stadium.

Ozzy is touring while Sharon returns home, planning to reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him so much; Kelly complains about her twisted ankle after falling into a hole exactly the same size as her foot.