Doug Looper

Although the Thanksgiving meal is great, Chandler is still moody and Ross is depressed. To cheer them up the group reminisce about their worst Thanksgivings and Monica's worst memory is revealed.

Chandler admits that he hasn't cried since he was a child. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name and Rachel desperately tries to stop Ross and Jill from starting a relationship.

Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his butt, Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist. Phoebe can't choose between dating a fireman or a schoolteacher and Monica can't decide what to do about Pete.

Rachel and Ross arrive at the hospital. Mrs. Geller turns up to give Ross her mother's engagement ring as she wants Ross to marry Rachel. As Rachel waits, various other pregnant women come and go and then Janice shows up.