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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy 2003

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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

Comedy 2003

Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen

EPISODE 1

Pilot

Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is wealthy bachelor with house at beach, Jaguar in the garage & easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan, arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake. Alan's wife, Judith, suspecting that she may be gay, wants a divorce.Charlie reluctantly allows Alan & Jake to live with him temporarily, but as it becomes increasingly obvious that Judith is never going to relent, Charlie & Alan's self-obsessed, controlling unmarried mother, Evelyn, offers to let father and son live with her. However, by that time, Charlie has formed a close bond with the clever Jake, even learning a few things about poker from the boy. Charlie also finds out that pretending to be a single dad with a cute kid can be a great lure for women.Meanwhile, Charlie tries to evade Rose, an attractive, offbeat neighbor who had brief fling with him & remains determined to stay in his life by whatever means necessary.
EPISODE 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
EPISODE 3

Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (DARRYL SIVAD), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy.
EPISODE 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star CONCHATA FERRELL), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for a nice dinner with her parents. Rock star STEVEN TYLER of the band Aerosmith does a voice-over as himself.
EPISODE 5

Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally.
EPISODE 6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan.

About

Two and a Half Men

COMEDY

The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

Information

Studio: Neox
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2003
Rated: 12+

Languages

Primary: English (United States) (AAC, Subtitles)
Additional: Arabic (United Arab Emirates) (Subtitles)