Michele Winstanley

Del arranges for Rodney and Grandad to redecorate Denzil and Corrine's flat. The problems begin when Rodney steams up the whole flat by leaving the kettle on, but the worst is yet to come when the paint fumes don't appear to agree with Corrine's pet budgie. Can Grandad find a replacement bird before she gets home?

When Rodney helps a drunken woman on the street, he is stunned when she looks petrified, accuses him of man-handling her, and promptly cries 'rape!'. Del realises his little bruv must have encountered Blossom, a psychologically unhinged woman who is only allowed out in public on weekend breaks. Del decides to scare Rodney further with a concocted story about the police search for 'the Peckham Pouncer'.

Del Boy's arch-enemy from school turns up in Peckham, but this time he's known as Detective Inspector Slater from the Met Police. Having known Del and his wily ways since they were at school together, Slater knows exactly who to watch when he's on the trail of some stolen microwaves.