S1, E4: This content was originally broadcast in 2003 and reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. Some viewers may find this content offensive. Content contains discrimination. Daffyd is in denial at the hairdressers and Vicky Pollard's incomprehensible mutterings make no sense to the court judge. Down at DIY Universe Des Kaye is still behaving as if he is on television, and Royal reporter Peter André gets a dressing down from his BBC producer for a very odd item on last night's news.