S1, E6: After seven months of marriage, communication is at an all-time low. Jeff meets with an attorney and is surprised to find that Blair is earning equity in Jeff's house. Tarz and Tina have planned a nude photo shoot to celebrate their newlywed year but Tina insists on sparkles and feathers. Despite his usual stoicism, Alaska gets sentimental reminiscing about his mother. John gets frazzled by an emergency at the salon.