When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture. Jen and Greg try to be intimate for the first time since having a baby andTim ruins Samantha's birthday party.
Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas carolling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Lark's first Christmas from Jen and Greg.