Bruce Baum

Joey eagerly preps for an upcoming gig at a local comedy club. The family comes out to support him, but Joey is humiliated when Phyllis Diller takes over his slot and steals the show. As a result, Joey decides to end his comedic career.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

None of his father's lectures on the value of an education seem to affect Mike until he talks to a distraught expectant father; meanwhile, Jason delivers the baby -30,000 feet up.