Fred Sanders

Malcolm experiences his first crush as a confusing mix of love and hate, Francis tries to avoid discipline for his latest prank, and Dewey overreacts to Lois's lecture about the hazards of dirty teddy bears.

Reese discovers a talent for cooking, Malcolm tries to convince a Krelboyne classmate not to have a party, and Francis is forced to write a term paper.

Will and Jack are mistaken for a gay couple whilst furnishing a house in a small local town, and Karen reckons she can ease Grace's friend's marital problems.

Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a pez dispenser at a piano recital. The recital was held by George's girlfriend, and she becomes angry at him for the disruptions. Kramer suggests to George that he should break up with his girlfriend before she does.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) decides to risk re-injuring himself in order to try out for a soccer scholarship.

The team are drawn into the hunt for an undercover agent who has gone missing in Chinatown. Don reluctantly accepts the help of a self-proclaimed psychic in the investigation, which encompasses two warring gangs and a macabre ancient ritual.