College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.
Jimmy is sad that the kids no longer want to dress up in costume for Halloween. Ray recruits Dylan to help run the school's haunted mansion.
Sabrina's relationship with her poetry teacher has Mickey concerned, so Mickey takes matters into her own hands and humiliates the both of them in front of her peers.