Peter is hired to stop Lord Robert, a mad ex-junkie who is selling off the family estate when not cavorting nude in fountains or shooting at people.
Grumpy but promiscuous judge Jeremy Harding is sent compromising photographs of himself with a young woman. He blames Beatrice, but she denies it.
Lyle goes home to Stockport with his mother to prevent the council from selling off local allotments for a golf course.
A UFO enthusiast asks Peter to help him stop a local farmer from harvesting a wheat field where mysterious crop circles have recently appeared.
A doctor at a research lab that uses animal testing asks Peter to defend her daughter, who has vandalised the unit.