It's Thanksgiving and Ted and Barney agree that they're both fed up with women. In this unstable state, they devise a brilliant plan: they should adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman could. However, Ted and Barney slowly spiral into couple-like behaviour and have a huge argument.
Drake wins a free skydive off a helicopter and sets off to do it despite his parents' wishes. Josh, being the good brother he is, tries to stop him, but ends up going along for the ride. But things start spinning out of control.