With airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money. Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance.
Susan becomes the face of the provocative internet company she's been secretly working with, and Renee discovers that Bree is a grandmother.
Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast, but the Solis's discover some surprising news about the Sanchez's that could threaten their time with Grace.
Jax, Clay and the boys deliver the first shipment of weapons to the Galindo cartel while Gemma forms an unlikely alliance in Charming.
Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.