Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.
Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
The 4077th faces inspection from the dreaded Col Bucholtz.