Sharon Barr

At a charity auction of bachelors held by Rebecca and an MC, one man is bought for $300, Woody is bought by a cigarette-smoking, middle-aged woman for $400, and Lilith buys Sam for $2,000 to spite Frasier for his prenuptial agreement plan.

Norm is pressured to sleep with his IRS auditor to avoid tax fraud, but unfortunately, his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Sam tries to prevent the bar from watching an old Red Sox game.

When Kramer invites himself over once too often, Jerry demands he return the spare set of keys Jerry loaned to him, which virtually ends their open-door friendship. Distraught and overwrought, Kramer heads west to California.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.