Toby Davies

There's a man with a very very tiny office, you can hear the conspiracy behind the conspiracy behind the fake fake moon landings, and you can find out how to get cash for any unused plutonium you have around the house. Plus, Ted and Peter are here to bring you all the excitement of Late Night Dog Poker.

There's a chance to see the world's least successful replacement for the doorbell, a game show from after the apocalypse, and Queen Victoria's unusual objection to a tree. Plus, Santa's ne'er-do-well brother, Russ, returns to the North Pole.

Mr Darcy demonstrates his prowess to Miss Bennett at freestyle disco, there's an introduction to `Glucozade Port', the world's first alcoholic isotonic drink, and a carnivorous man at a vegetarian dinner party makes a controversial point. Plus, there's a new adventure for Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, an unnecessarily honest best man, and David and Rob find themselves in an awkward situation with the Queen.

In this episode there's a chance to learn the ancient art of padlock folding or `Padlockigami'. Also, a man who's a little too excited about football, a staffing problem in an innuendo-ridden 70s hospital, and a rip-roaring adventure with the world's drunkest super-sleuth, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. Plus, some stone-age technophobes wonder just what is so great about bronze?

Featuring a pair of cellists who want to build an airport, some bad news about toast, a bitter row about pens, and a very saintly man on top of a pole. Also, there is the exciting police drama `Bussman and Christmas', featuring an old-school cop with a jumper, a paper hat and a bit of a sherry problem. Plus the secret behind the futuristic cult of Vectron is revealed.

Featuring an actor who gets naked for the sake of his art and a horse who has a birthday but won't try the cake. Plus, there's a sexy scarecrow and a maths-crazed robot trying to take over the world. Elsewhere, the big question is asked: why has the UN decided unanimously to declare war on Bill Oddie?