Bangkok Airport

We meet Captain Jack, Thailand's happiest immigration officer, and the flying doctor who has his patients in stitches, but not everyone's laughing; Britpacker John escapes death by a whisker.

We meet Bay, the superstar of VAT refunds, and Dr Geng, the airport doctor with his very own fan club. Competition hots up for the airport's annual awards, but not every customer is satisfied.

We meet Captain A, the airport's bossiest immigration officer, who fights a one-woman war on queue jumping. A Buddhist monk loses his sister, a Geordie loses his juggling stick, and a young mum loses her temper.

It's Valentine's Day at the airport, and romance blossoms for immigration officers Bert and Nat. Captain Jack shares the secrets of a successful marriage, and there are free hugs for every passenger.

What's it like to be stranded at Bangkok Airport? Darren from London has his passport pinched, and British Afghan veteran John is down to his last 20 pence, till the tourist police step in.

An unhappy tourist tries to strangle an airport official, and a full moon party goes wrong for two young British girls. The English Thai boxing team flies in, hoping to beat the Thais at their own game.