John Travolta tips Kirstie off about a diet guru. But her bad advice seems to include bulimia. Meanwhile, Kirstie things she's unlocked the secret to meeting a man.

Kirstie dodges rumours she's carrying Kid Rock's baby as her weight battle continues. She also goes for a part in Charlie's Angels III.

Kirstie plots to meet Gwen Stefani. But her scheme goes wrong when she finds herself in jail with an ex who reveals himself as gay.

Kirstie tests a new theory when it comes to dieting. It suggests that in order to get small, she needs to surround herself with tiny things.

Kirstie's brother suggests she turns to crack to shift the pounds. But her dysfunctional parents are quick to step in.

Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends.