Mum gives Roger and Thinge their first mission... to entice a young Russell Crowe back to NZ. In other lifetimes, Rocky spots his perfect mate & Dom forages for modelling work.

The Kiwi Assassins take their plot to keep a young Russell Crowe in NZ one step further; Sticks and Rocky engage in the first religious war; and Adrian and Dom pitch their fashion label to an investment bank.

Roger and Thinge must preserve NZ's rights to Fizzy Milk; Dom continues his clandestine vacuum sales job; and Rocky challenges Sticks to the ultimate staring competition.

Rocky and Sticks discuss the age-old question - is it wrong to eat babies? Adrian becomes suspicious that Dom is up to something; Roger quits the Kiwi Assassins; and two fundamentalist creationists visit Travel Time.

Sticks introduces Rocky to the best thing ever, spinning; Dom forces Adrian to return to the carcinogenic luxury of his father's home; Thinge and Mum uncover a dark secret; and Dave goes rogue while Roboss is recharging.

The Bondi Hipsters open a closed themed cafe, while the Kiwi Assassins reclaim Phar Lap's heart for New Zealand. The Cavemen discover jobs.

The Bondi Hipsters rid Bondi of buff Brazilians, the Kiwi Assassins sneak into a school to investigate its rugby prowess and the cavemen discover the power of trading.

Bondi Hipsters Dom and Adrian shoot a short film. Mum takes measures to ensure Roger's spot in the rugby team.

The Hipsters get satanic inspiration at a Vipassana retreat. Roger is hot for a teacher and Thinge learns a painful truth.

Dom cops life threatening shrapnel from Adrian's truth bomb. Rocky gets hitched as Thinge and Mum get divorced.

It's a parent teacher night massacre for the Kiwi Assassins. Amram makes a surprise appearance at a wedding, while Sticks and Rocky go on the campaign trail in the first-ever election.