The Cleaner

Professional crime-scene cleaner Wicky heads to the suburbs to mop up after a particularly grisly murder: your classic housewife-finally-snaps stabbing incident. It's a pretty standard Wednesday for Wicky, who is working with great speed to finish in time to make it to his favourite curry night at the local. If only he would stop being interrupted by people unexpectedly dropping in on the crime scene - including a mysterious, heavily armed woman...

Extremely pompous and important author Terence Redford is trying to write his latest masterpiece but is finding it difficult to concentrate: partly because of writer's block, and partly because his grandmother has recently burnt to death in his living room. Professional crime scene cleaner Wicky arrives to clean up and attempts to give Terrence a sense of perspective...

Crime-scene cleaner Wicky has brought the wrong key for his next job and finds himself stuck outside the deceased's house, waiting around for a replacement. When he meets the radical vegan who lives next door, the confident carnivore in Wicky might have met his match...

Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things aren't what they seem, and Wicky's morals are tested...

Wicky attends the home of 'Home Alone Hosea', a 23-year-old social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980s. Wicky is amazed to be surrounded by the relics of his childhood, one of which, a dangerously malfunctioning arcade machine, has recently electrocuted a repairman. Wicky does his usual professional job of clearing up the mess, but Hosea is furious: the electrician's gory remains were perfect viral content, and Hosea was planning a livestream from the scene of the accident. As they look for a way out of this cleaned-up mess, their generation gap becomes ever more obvious...

Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home and finds that the house is owned by his first `proper' girlfriend, Maggie. It's a chance to catch up with the one that got away over a nice cup of tea and a bloodstain.