One-off comedy drama written by Caroline Aherne and Jeff Pope. The Whittington Mall is closed but the guards on the night shift have big plans to skive off and watch the boxing on TV. They get into an electrical shop with a skeleton key but the plan goes horribly wrong when their boss Kenneth rumbles them. While they have been cheering Amir Khan on the widescreen, the mall has been robbed, and with everything recorded on the security cameras, there is only one thing to be done. Duckers, Jimmy and Ray must rewind the tapes and re-stage the robbery, making themselves out to be heroes. Can they get away with it when a police officer comes to take a look?