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Five young adults have come up against some unanswerable questions. What happens when being a bloke actually takes effort? When the only porn mag you've got is from 1986? Or when you're jealous of your friend because she had a boyfriend once? These friends play the game of Life in this brilliantly observed comedy for the gaming generation.

Comedy · 2001 · 28 min

Starring Natalie Casey , Will Mellor , Luke Gell

Director Gareth Carrivick , Nick Wood

EPISODE 1

Fags, Shags, and Kebabs

Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. Janet wants to help, but discovers that matchmaking can seriously damage your boyfriend.

28 min · 26 Feb 2001
EPISODE 2

Spunk

Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably. Donna is after as much sex with as little commitment as possible. Flo, however, has other plans, and Louise discovers that dieting can damage the buttocks.

28 min · 5 Mar 2001
EPISODE 3

Bone with the Wind

Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat and realises he has to stop her merging, and Janet's plan to make Jonny fancy her backfires.

29 min · 12 Mar 2001
EPISODE 4

Angry Wangry

Janet is keen to improve her mind, but realises that neither poetry nor biscuits are the answer. Meanwhile, Gaz is desperate to feel attractive, and thinks that the best way to accomplish this is to flash his rather underdeveloped chest.

29 min · 19 Mar 2001
EPISODE 5

Lard

Johnny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner, Janet decides to become a stand-up comedian, and Gaz attempts to manipulate Donna.

28 min · 26 Mar 2001
EPISODE 6

Ugly Babies

Johnny wants some excitement in his life, and when Janet reveals some remarkable news, he gets rather more than he bargained for. Gaz and Donna have a communication problem - she wants to talk and he wants sex.

28 min · 2 Apr 2001

Natalie Casey

Donna
Will Mellor

Gaz
Luke Gell

Tim
Georgia Henshaw

Cassie
Freddie Hogan

Billy
Samuel Barnett

Actor
Sheridan Smith

Janet
Gareth Carrivick

Director
Nick Wood

Director
Becky Martin

Director
Caroline Jeffries

Director