Lynette and Tom struggle to overcome challenges as Pizzeria Scavo prepares to open; Gaby cannot get away from her secret admirer; a new neighbor reveals a devious plan.
The Wisteria Lane residents have a holiday block party; Gabrielle has a new love interest.
When Steve and Snot use a cloning machine to create dates for prom night, they end up having to raise two fast-growing babies.
Earl tries to help Joy's former nemesis and her daughter win a beauty pageant to make up for breaking a special figurine only awarded to pageant winners.
A blackmailer surfaces and demands ransom for a sex tape featuring one of the Darlings; Patrick must end his affair with Carmelita; Brian's wife figures out that the "Swedish orphan" he brought to live with them speaks English.