Two and a Half Men

Name: Two and a Half Men
Released: 2003-09-22T00:00:00.000Z
Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen

Comedy 2003

Available on HBO Max

Jon Cryer stars alongside Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher & Angus T. Jones in this long-running top-rated sitcom. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor whose casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and son (Jones) come to live with him, and stay permanently…even after the house’s new billionaire owner (Kutcher) moves in!

Comedy 2003

Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen

EPISODE 1

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

20 min · 22 Sept 2003 12
EPISODE 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

20 min · 29 Sept 2003 12
EPISODE 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

20 min · 6 Oct 2003 12
EPISODE 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

20 min · 13 Oct 2003 12
EPISODE 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

17 min · 20 Oct 2003 12
EPISODE 6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

19 min · 27 Oct 2003 12

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer

Alan Harper
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper
Conchata Ferrell

Berta
Melanie Lynskey

Rose

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Two and a Half Men

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Studio: Neox
Released: 2003
Rated: 12

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Original Audio: English (United Kingdom), English, German (Germany)
Audio: * (AD, AAC)

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: Audio descriptions (AD) refer to a narration track describing what is happening on screen to provide context for those who are blind or have low vision.

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