Dick Cavett

Heavily in debt to Fat Tony, Krusty agrees to set up a clown college. Homer can't resist the opportunity to change career, but he is so convincing as a clown that Fat Tony mistakes him for Krusty.

The talk show host and author Dick Cavett offers to send Sam's memoirs to his publisher. Immediately, Diane becomes a little jealous. She wants to prove her poetic ability to Dick, but he doesn't pay much attention to her poetry.

Chuck invites Jack to town to thank him for saving his life, but finds the trip doesn’t go exactly as planned. Blair and Dan attempt to consummate their new relationship -- but unexpected roadblocks get in their way. Meanwhile, Ivy finds an unlikely ally in William in her quest to be accepted on the Upper East Side, and Nate is hopeful a new investor will save his newspaper.