America's Most Smartest Model

Sixteen budding models must convince Ben Stein and Mary Alice Stephenson that they are intelligent.

The models must compete in a smarts-draining game show, where the prizes are clothes and props for a high-fashion photo shoot.

Twelve models eat and exercise, leading up to them competing in a battle of the bulge to get to the next call back.

Bill Nye the Science Guy helps the ten remaining models present at a science fair; the models try to turn their pale, hairy teammates into tanned gods.