Bizarre ER

A fishing weight gets buried in an eye socket; arm wrestling snaps a limb like a twig; a man severs his spine.

A shoemaker who stitches up her thumb; a boy melts his pants with a sparkler; a toilet falls onto a man's foot off the back of a truck.

Here, a gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl, a man is gored by a bullock, and a keg of beer falls on a barman's foot.

There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who `de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes and; the true meaning of Hasselhoff.