Jean-Claude Van Johnson

Retired actor/international spy Jean Claude Van Damme comes out of retirement to romantically pursue his former hairdresser/right-hand woman Vanessa. Despite his doubts, his quickly readapts to his former life but then he messes everything up.

After Vanessa expresses her displeasure with his botched assignment, JCVD redoubles his efforts to complete the job, infiltrating a local street race - during which he messes everything up. Vanessa realises she needs JCVD's help.

Filip never asked for much - just a good group of work friends, which he had until his life was turned upside down by Jean-Claude Van Damme. A group of mercenaries offers Filip the chance to exact his revenge.

JCVD explores whether time is a flat circle or more of a tetrahedron. Filip becomes trapped in a nightmare of his own making. Vanessa confronts the pain of her past and Luis stares into the bleak wasteland of his soul.

Having destroyed what was left of his career and alienated everyone he cares about, JCVD retreats to his hometown to lick his wounds. But you can never really go home again - and some wounds are hard to reach with your tongue.

JCVD journeys to a forgotten land where he must face a series of trials wrought from the psychic clay of his deepest fears. Also he rents some movies.