Bert L. Cook

Kelly starts earning a lot of money and Al suspects that she's become a sex worker, with Jefferson acting as her pimp. But when he discovers the pair are actually betting on pool games at a local pool hall, he does everything he can to get in on it.

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Kelly is chosen to play a nun in a commercial, and a morality clause in her contract requires her to make a sacrifice. Meanwhile, Al is chosen to be Officer Dan's partner on Cops.

Al's Dodge breaks down. He resolves to sell it, but is surprised to receive an offer of a sports car in return for volunteering his old vehicle for a commercial.

Al convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner when he struggles to pay the bills, but this upsets Peg, who raised her daughter to get by on her looks rather than having to work.