Mike Walling

When Mrs Khan announces she's running a stall at the local city farm, Mr Khan couldn't be any less interested. He has his sights on the Prince Charles Royal Reception in Birmingham, but hasn't had an invite. When he discovers that HRH may visit the city farm, he sees a chance to get his invite directly. Unfortunately, he discovers he won't even get close unless he can impress the head of the welcoming committee, Marina Fairchild. When his attempts to win Marina round fail, in true Khan style, he decides to bend the truth. And everything goes swimmingly, until his lies catch up with him..

Mrs Khan takes on more shifts at the local supermarket leaving Mr Khan in charge as house husband. In his new role, Mr Khan introduces strict new house rules, and sends his younger daughter Alia to a London Mosque for work experience. Never one to miss out on a bargain, he then abuses Mrs Khan's staff discount card at the supermarket to become the local 'nappy dealer'. When Alia returns from London with Mrs Khan's domineering sister, Aunty Noor, Noor threatens to reveal his scam. But Mr Khan has other ideas and takes drastic action to avoid the wrath of Mrs Khan...