Abraham Higginbotham

In an attempt to avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. Meanwhile Jay has planned an elaborate surprise evening for Gloria, but his plans keep getting thwarted, and an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell on V-day, but they can't agree whom the admiration is directed towards.

While George Sr. decides to become a Christian, Michael tries to help George-Michael with his campaign for student body president by having Gob produce his campaign video.

Lucille hires bounty hunter Ice to find George Sr who may be closer than everyone thinks. Gob tries an elaborate illusion, Maeby tries to set Lindsay up with Ice and Michael tries to mend George Michael's relationship.