Kevin Cooney is an American film and television actor. He has appeared in films such as North Dallas Forty (1979), Deadly Blessing (1981), The Trip to Bountiful (1985), Full Moon in Blue Water (1988), Dead Poets Society (1989), Arctic Blue (1993), Dead Man Walking (1995), Con Air (1997), Clockwatchers (1997), Primary Colors (1998), Legally Blonde (2001), Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), and the television series Dharma & Greg, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, The King of Queens, and others.