Bob Levitan

Everyone sets their eyes on a goal: Jay is determined to help Manny sell wrapping paper for a school fundraiser; Claire petitions the city for a stop sign to be installed at a high-traffic intersection; Mitchell is hell bent on proving a point with Cameron, and neither one of them will back down; Phil and Luke will stop at nothing to create a viral video sensation; and Gloria is desperate to find Stella after losing him. Guest starring David Cross.

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. However, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.

After Prentiss and Reid go undercover to investigate alleged child abuse at the compound of an underground cult in La Plata County, Colorado, they are taken hostage when a federal raid on the fortress goes bad.

Vic rallies the crew to pose for a calendar photo shoot that will support a good cause. Meanwhile, Emmett comes clean to Ben and Sullivan, and shows Andy a softer side.

Eddie is awarded a spot in the honour society and Jessica tries to improve her cop dialogue by signing up for a ride-along on St. Patrick's Day.

Realising that Andy didn't spend the gift certificate Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself to a nice meal.