Tom Parker

Still fresh from her divorce, Amy doesn't feel ready to start dating again; when Mateo tries to set her up with his loser cousin, she gets determined to show everyone she can do better; Dina takes advantage of a medical condition to scam Glenn.

Even though Halloween is Claire’s holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year so instead of her usual fright-fest theme, he decides to turn the house into AwesomeLand! Gloria picks out Princess Fiona and Shrek costumes for her and Jay but Jay decides he wants to be Prince Charming complete with a full head of gorgeous hair, and with the hair comes a new sense of confidence. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed by the day’s activities and Mitchell has closing arguments for a huge case, and it doesn’t help that the stenographer is dressed like a spider.

Harley's winning invention scores the Diaz family a free trip to a waterpark.

The Diaz kids must work together to save their vacation from unforeseen expenditures.

The Diaz family delivers a luxury yacht, living it up until they dock at the port next to the dreaded Pillman family.