Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.
The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.
Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.
At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.
As the picnic continues, Hal cannot admit his identity to his boss, and Malcolm's humiliations continue.